rayrui: Muahahaha On a unrelated note, does anyone actually laugh like this?
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via cumpressing)
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inthenameofguacamole: cj-sewers: songless: isabelfeye: Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy” this forever Seriously. Oh wow you have school anxiety and work… It’s definitely something I do not want to keep going through nor do I wish...
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
I’m scared of having my life flash before my eyes, unable to account for the missing days. I would really hate to lie in bed at forty remembering nineteen as yesterday.
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
soclosetoneverland: I guess once you’re in love with someone, you never really fall out of love with them. You just put it behind you and hope to find a bigger, better love.
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
So my co-worker asks me: so if a 99 lb girl ate 1 lb of nachos, does that mean she’s 1% nacho?
Someone help me
thefuckingunicornprincess: rayrui: thefuckingunicornprincess: I want to get a quote from Identical by Ellen Hopkins on my shoulder as my first tattoo but idk what font it should be in? Wingdings …. Ah yes the answer to my prayers. Thank you very much ray.
twinkmob: if yahoo buys tumblr i say that we should all just post as much porn as we can until they slowly walk away
Someone help me
thefuckingunicornprincess: I want to get a quote from Identical by Ellen Hopkins on my shoulder as my first tattoo but idk what font it should be in? Wingdings
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
That awkward moment when someone punches you and...
mrscalypsojackson: ameliafromafairytale: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science” shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in...
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy