May 2012
I want to:
… buy a pitching machine and katana. After that, just chop baseballs and shit.
Setting friendships on fire with a kiss.
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Makes me smile.
While I was standing in line at the cashiers I saw this really old man and all he had was a dozen roses. I thought,”Wow he must still surprise his wife with gifts.”
Dream last night.
I found myself somewhere unfamiliar. I found this girl I know. She was too tired or intoxicated to get home. I remember carrying her home. I liked her. While carrying her home she tried to kiss me and I pulled back. I laid her in her bed and I made sure she was okay. Then I left.
Yay!
I’m getting pretty accurate with the bow at 20 yards. I can pretty much “quick scope” my targets and hit within 2 inches. Its been a month and Its scary how accurate I am with it. Born killer maybe? :)
Next, Moving targets.
Catching up.
So like today I caught up with Brad today. Haven’t hung out with him in exactly a year.
Nothing has changed, you’re still a horrible person. Anyone who has known him personally hates him.
Don’t worry. I’m not talking shit behind his back, I told him all this already. :)
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I used to believe that everything happens for a...
Then I stop imagining myself at the center of the universe. Shit happens there doesn’t need to an explanation. If you look for one you’ll never be satisfied. Never.
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Just some thoughts.
1. No matter how much you love someone you don’t NEED them. You WANT them. You’re fine on your own. BUT it doesn’t make them any less special.
2. Guys really have to stop treating their girlfriends like shit. Why are you with her if you just abuse her? Geeez.
3. School is almost over. I hope some of our friendships aren’t.
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What's for dinner, mom?
Sean: We're having tacos tonight! :D
Ma: You know why Sean likes tacos?
Me: Uh...
Ma: 'Cause they're easy to make.
Me: Oh, I seriously thought this was going to be a dirty joke. :l
(awkward)
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dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
When you look at how many serving sizes are in...
pickles-yum:
GUILTY! D: Especially with ICECREAM.
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Besides giving oral, what is a tongue piercing...
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Father
Graduation is coming soon. I’m not inviting you. I’m a lot happier without you in my life. I remember the first time I saw you cry. I was 7 years old. You were crying because mom had left you. I couldn’t understand why your and mom’s marriage had failed. I couldn’t have at that age and when I searched for the the truth you filled me with lies and hate. You raised me...
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Have you realized on Facebook?
You know those “Like if you remember this” or “Like for a prayer” or “Like…”. Well all those people who posts those pictures are either Hispanic or Black. Is that just me or is anyone else seeing this too?
What does it mean when a girl says her family...
Is there a meaning behind that or it is what it is? O_O
I must be a horrible person...
Lol, I liked someone’s “LMS and I’ll tell you what I think of you.” They posted on my wall: You wouldn’t want to know. I think she’s mad because I don’t try to talk to her first. “You’re a guy and you’re supposed to say hi first.” Why would I? Lol. If a guy and a girl were only friends, why would this rule even apply?
